To everyone who reads the stuff I write on this blog, I want to apologize.
I am sorry for the angry vitriol I have repeatedly subjected you to. I cannot guarantee that it will never happen again, but I will be trying to keep it more under control. I hate to use the “I have a condition” excuse, but I honestly do have a psychological disorder that I haven’t done my best at keeping in check. I’m trying harder now to stay on my medication and it’s helping me already.
The problem is not solely psychological, though. I need some serious spiritual support, so I urge my readers to please pray for me. I need it, dearly. And to those Christian fans out there, I would appreciate the chance to speak with you when I’m having difficulty.
I’m not going to get through this solely on my own and I’m very sorry for how much I’ve hurt those around me. Again, I can’t guarantee it will never happen again. I’m only human. On top of that, I’m a human with a very dark and sarcastic sense of humor. However, in my heart of hearts I would rather use my humor to heal rather than harm and I need help to keep that mindset.
Thank you for your patience with me.
I’ve been a huge fan of your work since I discovered Ask Vaudeville. I’ve always prayed that you had your
life FEELINGS sorted out (sorry it’s late where I am) whenever I saw your posts that seemed negative, and I will have no problem praying for your life in general. Even if I’m a Christian who isn’t 100% an expert on everything about Christianity, I would not mind talking to you at all if you needed help. And I’m sorry for not saying anything sooner, I was quite frankly worried I’d say the wrong thing, but, well, since I’m making this post:
You make a difference Matt. You’ve influenced your fans and we love you for that. Thank you, and remember, we’re here for you.
Okay why does everyone suddenly hate JonTron?
Can someone explain it to me? I’m legitimately curious
Because he called the PS4 (an inanimate object, I remind you) a synonym for slow.
Sorry, I personally don’t like saying the word, but it starts with an r.
…Wait, that’s it? That’s all? I mean, I know people don’t like the word but that seems like an extremely petty reason to jump on a hate train. Who hasn’t gotten mad at a console or a game and yelled?
Specifically he said that renting PS4 games for 4 hours was “retarded” (just quoting). And the thing that people jumped on was the fact that someone asked him not to say it, but HE called THEM retarded in response.
After THAT he was trying to play it off as nothing saying people getting shot in Israel (or something) is something we should be focusing on and that we they dumb for jumping on him.
BUT after a few days he openly apologized saying twitter shouldn’t be used to start arguments but talk with his fans, acknowledging that he’s not perfect and this is a habit he needs to stop.
OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!
The most accurate Five Nights at Freddy’s parody.
THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE THE ENDANGERED SPECIES ACT DOWN
AND REPLACE IT WITH THE BULLSHIT ENDANGERED SPECIES MANAGEMENT SELF-DETERMINATION ACT
THAT ALLOWS STATES TO DECIDE IF THEY EVEN WANT TO ABIDE BY LAWS PROTECTING SPECIES AT ALL
AND DELISTS SPECIES AFTER ONLY FIVE YEARS
DOES ANYONE ELSE EVEN CARE
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better question; how do we stop this?
OK I’VE BEEN SKIPPING PAST A LOT OF THESE POSTS BUT HOLY SPIT GUYS WHAT?
Honey Lemon filled out pretty good.
For any of you Big Hero 6 fans, lol
Cambridge University is looking for a “doctor of chocolate” in order to find ways to prevent melting in warm climates by researching the “fundamentals of heat-stable chocolate.”
Personally I’d be more focused on finding a doctor that can find places to PLANT the stuff so we don’t run out of chocolate…unless Hershey has a secret Chocolate surplus…
((You nerds and your fears of anamatronic animals.))
THANK you! I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks the scares are cheap.